I hear news stories about Florida a lot, these days. You got your bath salts face-biting and your FloridaMan twitter account, (which is admittedly hilarious); you got botched elections and former governors who use too much spray tan. We have a lot of weirdos, to be sure, but these stories got me thinking about my feelings toward my home state in a more general sense. You see, many people in the States have a strong affinity and feeling of pride for their birth state, but I find myself lacking such a feeling, at least in any particular strength.
That's because Florida is weird.
Now, I don't mean weird in the sense of those stories I mentioned earlier. Let's be truly honest: those could have happened anywhere. I mean that being from Florida is a weird thing to describe, because the state is so vastly different anywhere you go. Take my home county for instance: Collier. Collier County, Florida was actually featured in Ace Ventura as the home of Ray Finkle, and it was shown as a desolate swampy area with no people for miles and miles. This is true enough, but my home town is also in Collier County, and this is what Naples looks like:
Not exactly swampy.
Even in just one county, depending on where you are, you have vastly different cities, people, and lifestyles. It's true: most of Collier County is swamp, but when you get to the coast, you have lovely beaches and tons and tons of old, retired, rich, white people. The same is true of my current home, Alachua County and the city of Gainesville. The 'ville is home to UF, so within a few miles of the university campus, (which is three square miles itself), you have all the bars, hangouts, chain restaurants, apartment complexes, etc. But go not five minutes past I-75, and you soon find yourself in the middle of fucking nowhere. Farms. Cows grazing. Small, gentle hills. Two-lane roads with speed limits 55+ mph. It's an entirely different world, and you just left Gainesville a mile ago.
Since Florida is so weird, living here instills a lot of weird behaviors in us. Here's a list of things about Floridians that are weird:
1.) Hurricanes aren't even worth worrying about unless they're Category 4. Maybe Category 3 for some people. But Cat 2s, Cat 1s, and Tropical Storms? We fly kites and go the beach in that shit. It's fun.
2.) Because of the above, we love laughing when hurricanes bypass us and make their way further north on the Atlantic coast. Watching news reports of Yanks FREAKING OUT about a Cat 2 storm is hilarious.
3.) We have no sympathy for people who don't carry umbrellas in their cars or leave their car windows rolled down.
4.) Spring Break is more of an eye-roll for us. A lot of us are from typical Spring Break destinations and honestly, it's more annoying to us than anything. My best Spring Break was going to North Carolina and getting to see snow. That's how desensitized to beaches and shit I am; I'd rather go where it's snowing, because at least it'd be a change.
5.) True Floridians may very well be a minority in many cities. Naples, in particular, is home to almost entirely, (or so it feels), older folks who have moved there for their retirement, or other people who moved down from the North. While working at Barnes & Noble, a woman tried to make small-talk with me while I was preparing her latte. She asked where I was from. When I said, "I'm from here; from Naples," she was FASCINATED and astounded and proceeded to probe me about it. Though what I could have possibly elaborated about, I haven't the faintest idea. Luckily I was 17 and looking stupid and clueless is a thing all teens are good at.
6.) Bugs aren't terribly worrisome to us. They're everywhere here, and some of them are pretty huge.
7.) Many of us will bust out straight-up winter coats that are damn near parkas for 60 degree weather. Because normally it's 96 degrees out, and we get tired of that part of our wardrobe gathering dust, (though I am admittedly not part of this phenomenon, I do understand it).
8.) We will wear flip-flops for almost any occasion. Mostly because our seasons go like this:
9.) Never tell us it's humid where you're from. Go outside in central Florida in August at 2 o'clock in the afternoon and then come talk to us.
10.) I didn't even know what a humidifier was and what the hell you would ever need one for until I was practically an adult.
11.) It is rarely cool enough to turn the AC off. And when it is, there are no heaters being turned on; it's not that cold. Our tiny winter may as well be called Save-Money-Off-Electric-Bill season.
12.) We have an entire theme park dedicated to alligators. No, seriously, we do. It's called Gatorland, and as Gabriel Iglesias has pointed out, their automated phone message is hilarious, (although they've changed it since whenever he called them; it's not nearly that funny, but it's still pretty entertaining).
13.) Though we are technically part of the South, and even the Deep South, I know very few Floridians who consider themselves "southern". I do, but not because I'm from Florida; because my father's family is from North Carolina, which as the name implies, is much further north than my home.
So we have these weird quirks, which are amusing, I suppose, but it's weird. I don't really feel pride in being from Florida. Maybe because it's just such an odd amalgam of people, it's hardly to feel centrally united by much of anything.
I will surely think of more weird things about Florida and Floridians to post later.
Welcome to the second installment of Pointlessly In-Depth Examinations, which Clinton suggested I abbreviate to "PIE" because he is far more clever than I.
You should have guessed it would only be a matter of time before I tackled something Doctor Who-related in this fashion. It was between this and everything that was wrong with the 50th Anniversary special, but I honestly still enjoyed The Day of the Doctor, numerous problems aside. I do not, however, enjoy Clara in any way, shape, or form. I'm actually listening to my playlist of MLP songs while I write to make sure I stay relatively calm.
BE WARNED. HERE THERE BE SPOILERS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
So after Amy & Rory depart from the series, in a supposed-to-be-sad-but-is-still-only-marginally-so mid-season finale, we are introduced to Clara Oswald in Victorian-era London.
Well, that's not entirely true. We meet her in Asylum of the Daleks, which takes place in the far future, where she's a crew member of the Starship Alaska that "survived" crashing onto the Dalek Asylum planet. And then she dies. And then also dies in Victorian London while helping the Doctor do his Doctor-y thing.
Even though the Doctor never saw her face in Asylum, we as the audience know that it's the same chick, which the Doctor figures out by the end of The Snowmen. So to Steven Moffat's credit, Clara actually starts out with some serious potential; she's shown up twice, in completely different eras of time, and died both times. What's up with that?
So The Doctor goes on a hunt for her, determined to figure out what "the impossible girl"'s deal is. He finds her again in present-day London, because of course he does, because every modern, long-term companion is from modern London, modern being anywhere from 2005-2013, depending on when the episode aired. And then they go on grand adventures together, because obviously you should go off to see the universe with the dude who you don't even know who camped out outside of your house for an entire day until you finally decide to talk to him. Definitely a reasonable decision.
But here's the problem with Clara: she's a boring as balls character. She fits perfectly into the character archetype of "manic pixie dream girl", which is basically an adorable, quirky girl character who has no real depth other than being quirky and adorable. They exist to be quirky and adorable, and they don't need any personality beyond that. They are written for straight men by straight men, and straight men, (accepting one friend of mine who is female and extremely easy to please, entertainment-wise), are the only people I've spoken to who actually like and try to defend Clara. They exist to have someone men wish their wives and girlfriends could be like, in a way that's more "realistic" than supermodel and/or movie star. And those men are typically not supermodels themselves; they are the more "nerdy" crowd, who probably intuitively know they'll never land a supermodel, so an adorable and quirky girl seems more reasonable. For info on what makes MPDGs so boring and terrible, I invite you to read this article, written by a much more talented and eloquent writer than I: I Was a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, by Laurie Penny,
In fact, when I see people defend Clara, the defense I see the most is, "But she's hot!". Okay, yes, Jenna Coleman is a very good-looking young lady, but damnit, that just shows your hideous sexism without any type of guise; you're basically admitting you like her because you might like to possibly have sex with her. This does not make her an engaging or interesting character, and for those of us who actually like to care about the "people" we watch on TV, being hot isn't enough. You have to be believable. You have to have flaws. Clara is not believable, and she has no flaws.
No, really, she doesn't. Think about it: when in the course of the series so far has Clara ever been wrong? Made a mistake? Been bad at something? Okay, she sucks at making souffles. But beyond that, give me one single, concrete example of Clara being definitively wrong or bad at what she was doing. I suspect you are having difficulty.
In addition to being a manic pixie dream girl, Clara is also a Mary-Sue. To those who don't know, a Mary-Sue is a character who has little to no flaws. They are perfect at everything, (In fanfiction, it also usually involves self-insertion, but not always: Definition of Mary Sue, via Wikipedia). Don't believe me? Let's look at it episode by episode:
In Asylum, she hacks the entire prison-planet with ease, despite being a prisoner herself. And also a Dalek.
In The Snowmen, her bartender boss adores her and doesn't want her to leave. Her boss as a governess adores her, (in more way than one), and thinks she is far better at the whole parenting thing than he is. The kids she's a nanny for adore her as if she were their own mother. She's the one who pulls the Doctor out of his shlump after Amy and Rory's departure, (because in his 1100-ish years of life, in everything he's seen and all the friends and family he's had to say goodbye to, the "loss" of those two people was definitely all it took for him to become a grumpy, mopey, unattached hermit). Her death is ultimately what solves the whole episode's plot, because it makes it rain, which melts the death-snow. Even in death, she fixes everything.
In The Bells of Saint John, she suddenly becomes amazing with computers, (though the Doctor does claim this is from her being "uploaded"), and manages to come up with a plan to find where they need to go that not even the Doctor could have come up with, despite his centuries of experience with computers, many far more advanced than a 21st century laptop.
In The Rings of Akhaten, she's the one who convinces Mary that she does need to sing her song, and more importantly, it's her sacrifice of "the most important leaf in the world" that keeps "Grandfather" as bay, not the Doctor offering up his centuries of life, loss, and experiences.
In Cold War, Clara is decided to be the only one who can actually talk to the Ice Warrior, Grand Marshal Skaldak. At the end, when Skaldak is about to blow the whole planet to bits, the Doctor helps, but it's primarily Clara asking him why he showed mercy once but not now, (and also reminding him of his daughter), that convinces him.
In Hide, despite the fact that both the Doctor and the TARDIS insist that going into a pocket universe would kill the TARDIS's engines, Clara annoys the sentient machine enough that she is allowed entry and manages to fly into the pocket universe the Doctor is trapped in to save him. And everyone is fine. They even do it again, just to show how wrong the Doctor apparently was. Because why the fuck not? (And another thing: if the TARDIS can just fly itself where ever it wants to go whenever the Doctor's friends annoy and bother it enough, why didn't it just fly Rose back to him in The Parting of the Ways? She went through a shit ton more effort than Clara's simple chastising, and still had to break the damn console open to accomplish her goal).
In Journey to the Center of the TARDIS, Clara's concept of "big happy button" is ultimately what fixes everything, including her burning herself on said happy button, so that the Doctor in the future sees the message burnt onto her palm. Yeah, I know it's nonsense. I swear it used to be entertaining nonsense. Also, she finds the TARDIS library, where there just so happens to be a book on the history of the Time War laying out on a pedestal, and she just so happens to open right to the page with the Doctor's real name on it, something only the Doctor and River Song know. Because of course she does.
In The Crimson Horror, it's Clara pointing out the the chimney doesn't produce any smoke that leads the crew to discover the full extent of Mrs. Gillyflower's plans. She's also the one who smashes Gillyflower's machine with a chair, after the Doctor offers his for-once-insufficient sonic screwdriver.
In Nightmare in Silver, she is suddenly an awesome commander and planner, though we have never seen any previous evidence of this. She commands a group of troops and deals with the Doctor and his temporary split-personality, and actually basically runs the whole show while the Doctor is busy playing chess with himself.
In The Name of the Doctor, she jumps into his timeline to save his life and keep the Great Intelligence from succeeding in his glorious grudge-match, thereby pissing anyone who is also a fan of the old series off by suggesting that it was Clara who first told the Doctor and Susan which TARDIS to take. Because of course she did.
And most irritatingly of all, she ruins what could have been an amazing message in the 50th Anniversary special because she doesn't like what's happening.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find a screencap of her boo-hoo face, but suffice it to say, when the War, 10th, and 11th Doctors have all three of their hands over the Gonna-Blow-Everything-Up button--basically the Doctor confirming to himself thrice over that he did not, in fact, have a choice in the Time War, and did, in fact, have to do it--Clara starts crying. Bad Wolfy Rosey person then decides this is definitely the best time to show them all an image of the people on Gallifrey, and Clara indignantly declares, "These are the people you're going to kill?"
Me, as an audience member, wanted to scream, "Yes! They are! Because if he doesn't, the Time Lords and Dalek may very well destroy the whole universe! To protect the whole of the universe and all of its future and all of its past, he has to sacrifice his own people. It's a strong, important message, damnit! Shut up and stop ruining it!"
But no. She ruins it. Because she basically says, "I don't like this, I'm gonna cry about it now. You need to fix it like you always fix it," and 11 is so damned whipped by her bullshit, that he immediately churns out some nonsense, convoluted plan to save the planet with the help of War, Ten, and every other one of his regenerations, (which is so not even a little bit well-enough explained), thereby erasing the emotional trauma that has built the Doctor's character up to where it currently is. So thanks to Clara, the whole back story of the entire rebooted series is now gone. Gallifrey and the Time Lords weren't destroyed, J/K LOL. Nevermind all the time the Doctor spent grappling with his guilt and the effect it had on his life and his decisions and his development as a character; that is all nullified by Gallifrey's survival, (more on this; excellent read). And Gallifrey fell no more because Clara cried. What...the fuck.
The last time someone was this important to the Doctor's survival--because seriously, he'd be dead like at least seven times if not for Clara's always-being-right thing--it was a big fucking deal. Donna Noble was the most important woman in the universe, because she's the one who told the Doctor to stop. Had she not, he'd have died and the UK would have fallen to shit. Her one decision had an immense weight, and she almost couldn't grapple with this fact when it was revealed to her. But Clara does basically the same thing like eight fucking times like it's no big thing. And apparently it really isn't a big deal, because not even the Doctor ever says anything about it.
She solves everything. Clara always fixes everything. She's perfect. And you know what? Perfect characters suck. It's Superman-syndrome; if you are practically perfect in every way, you are boring to watch because there is no drama. There is nothing at stake, because no matter what happens, you're going to fix it. You're always going to make the right decision and the right decision is almost never going to have any serious consequences. It makes things that are supposed to be dramatic seem stupid, because what's the point? If you're just going to have your MPDG magically fix everything with her whimsical ways, tell me honestly: what is the point?
And this is why I wouldn't care if 11 died and the first thing 12 did was stab Clara in the face. Because since she has no personality, no depth, no flaws, I just straight-up don't care about her, one way or the other. Whether she leaves by violent death or just by waving goodbye and walking away, I won't care. I'll just mumble a quick "good riddance" and just wait for the show to either pick back up, or find more new and exciting ways to disappoint me.
I have been awake for far too many hours, and after the hell of a Black Friday I just had as an employee in a mall, I should really probably sleep. But instead I shall regale you, you whole two or three friends of mine who bother to read this, with anecdotes about things people need to really calm down about.
Now, this is not to say that I am some all-knowing messiah of a woman who has the whole life thing nailed down exactly to county building codes. I'm really kind of an idiot. I just like to talk, and I feel like I sometimes have mildly amusing things to talk about. That's...basically the whole point of this blog after all. And I know that there are more important things I could be worrying about than things people do or say that annoy me, and that I find to be a waste of energy. But people sometimes need to vent. So humor me, and let me vent.
The Doctor vs. Doctor Who
If you are not a fan of Doctor Who, or at the very least not a fairly active fan, you may have never heard this, and you are all the better for it. But in a nutshell, little idiot Whovians on the internet tend to get their knickers in a huge knot when people refer to the main character of Doctor Who as Doctor Who. "His name isn't Doctor Who, it's just The Doctor!!!" they cry, (re: type), out, likely adding a misspelling or two in their haste and definitely including way too many exclamation points. For those people, I present the following:
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Nine.
That, my friends, is the closing credits from episodes starring the First, Second, Third, Fourth, and Ninth Doctors. Notice anything? If you answered, "They got his name wrong," you're on the right track, but still kind of a moron. If you answered, "They all say Doctor Who," you are correct. And you get extra bonus points for self-awareness if you followed that with, "Wow. That kind of invalidates my utterly pointless-in-the-first-place argument. I feel a bit silly now." Now, I don't have Five through Eight on here because I couldn't find screen caps of those credits, but believe me when I tell you, they also all say either Dr. Who or Doctor Who, (because I've also seen people get in a tizzy about the abbreviation). Which means from 1963 to 2005, (for emphasis: that's 42 goddamn years), the character was credited as Doctor Who, not The Doctor. It wasn't until David Tennant took the reigns in 2006 that that happened. The people who created this show we all love so much thought of him as Doctor Who. So Doctor Who is just as correct as The Doctor.
So chill out. Breathe. If you really want to get upset about something Doctor Who related, make it something at least somewhat more meaningful, like gaping plot holes and frustrating unanswered questions.
Black Friday
Okay, so maybe this is because I just spent over 24 hrs in and around the mall where I work, and it is Black Friday, but seriously. Saving a lot of money is not worth all the horrible crap that happens every year. Tramplings, occasional deaths...which is normal, every-day news until you think, Holy crap, they were just shopping. This isn't war or gang violence, this is just really crazy people, apparently desperate to get an HDTV for only $300.
But the other half of the Black Friday crowd could use to calm down, too. You know, the ones who go on local news and complain about how Thanksgiving soon won't even exist because Black Friday keeps getting earlier. I've heard that same story for the past five years, (at least), and you know what? Black Friday is still getting earlier. So obviously ranting to your friends and possibly to a local newscaster isn't actually accomplishing anything. You know what will? Not showing up. If you're that upset about how early Black Friday is, don't go Black Friday shopping. You know why it keeps getting earlier? Because people keep showing up and spending money, and you know what companies and businesses like more than absolutely anything else because it's kind of the whole reason they exist? Money. So don't give them yours at 8pm on Thanksgiving Day, and you, and maybe eventually no one else, will get trampled to death.
Console Wars
You guys. Seriously. It's video games. They're all equally time-wasting and money-draining. Get the hell over yourselves. I'm seriously getting to the point when somebody asks me if I'm an Xbox or a PlayStation, and I politely answer neither but go on to explain that I do own an Xbox 360, and then they get all huffy and in my face that, "PlayStation is better" (even though I explicitly first said I was neither), I have to try so hard not to punch them square in the jaw. Not because I disagree, but because I don't fucking care. They both get pretty much the same games. A few exclusives here or there, but really nothing of any serious merit, let's be honest. So why do you people waste so much energy getting in fights about this crap? Buy whatever you want to buy. Let other people buy whatever they want to buy, and for the love of Celestia, shut the hell up.
Being Extremely Defensive/Offensive About the Things You Love and/or Hate
We all have passions. We all have things that we love and feel our lives would be empty without. I have a long list of equally pointless things, but they make me happy. Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Mass Effect, Zelda, my dog...I love all these things. But you know what? Not everyone loves these things. And that is entirely okay. I grow so very tired of people, especially nerds, who absolutely cannot accept when someone doesn't like something they like, or doesn't share their exact opinion. Here are some sample interchanges that you may have heard, or even said:
Person A: "I don't think Ocarina of Time is the best Zelda game."
Link, (no, really, his name is Link. He changed it because he loves Zelda that much): "WHHHHHATTTT???? Ocarina of Time is TOTALLY the best, it set so many standards and had so many great moments and completely revolutionized adventure games for the rest of time, etc. etc. etc."
Person A: "I gave Doctor Who a go. But I don't think I really like it."
Person Undoubtedly Wearing Some Piece of Doctor Who-Related Clothing, Possibly Carrying a Sonic Screwdriver in Their Pocket: "WHHHHATTT??? But it's SOOOOO good!!! How can you not love the Doctor and his quirky awesomeness and BOWTIES, MAN! BOWTIES ARE COOL."
Person A: "I'm not really a fan of football."
Person B, insecure in their masculinity: "WHATTT? What do you MEAN you don't like football, bro? Are you some kind of pussy? Yeah, just a little pussy bitch, that's what you are!"
You know what Person B should have said in all of those situations? "Huh. Well, that's cool, I respect your opinion. Everyone has their own tastes, after all."
But you know how many people I've come across who actually react that way? I can count them on one hand. I have people I adore who are guilty of it, (I'm looking at you, Browncoats). I've been guilty of this in the past, but I've learned that it's a pointless waste of energy. And the same goes for when someone says the like something that you don't. Stop trolling. Don't be a dick just to be a dick. Because more than likely, the person you're being a dick to is going to enter SUPER DEFENSIVE NERD RAGE MODE and start trying to defend their passion to their dying breath. And maybe that's what you want, because you're a trolling asshole who belongs in the deepest pits of hell, and you get a kick out of watching geeks foam at the mouth and possibly cry.
Here's a list of things that are kind of a big deal that I don't personally like:
The Hunger Games
Twilight
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Lord of the Rings
Firefly/Serenity
Scrubs
House, MD
Chick Flicks, of any shape or size.
But you know what? I really don't care if you do like them. In fact, I'd love to have a civilized discourse with you about what you enjoy about them, while I can contribute what I dislike, and we can thereby analyze the beast as a whole together and probably have rather an enjoyable conversation.
So take a deep breath and take it in stride when someone insults something you like. Or learn to say you dislike something in a polite manner. Remember, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's stupid, and just because someone doesn't like something you do like, that doesn't make them stupid.
The NSA Spying Stuff
Okay, so this one is entirely a personal opinion, and you are more than welcome to disagree and call me an apathetic fool; I probably am. But do you honestly think the government wasn't watching its citizens? Do you honestly think other major nations don't do the exact same damn thing, they just probably haven't been caught yet? The United Kingdom is pretty Big Brother-esque, yet we still romanticize it, (or their accents, at the very least). Every country has its nitty gritty bad side. And on a scale from wire tapping to government-sanctioned genocide, I don't think we're actually all that terrible.
Reddit
Reddit is just as full of idiotic twat-bags as the YouTube comments section, they're just slightly more eloquent which actually makes them more dangerous; it makes them seem like they're actually intelligent when really, they're not. So stop acting like it's the shining example of what the internet should be. If the internet was all like Reddit, I'd disconnect my router.
Presidential Elections and Just Stuff the President Does, (Or People Think He Does)
"Thanks, OBAMA," said every person who couldn't be bothered to do some actual reading and research on a subject that troubled them, (and also Jenna Marbles).
A little while ago, I found this gem on my Facebook feed:
Now, admittedly this is from a person that posts those stupid pictures of money in hopes money actually does come their way and those, "I love my kids!" text-picture things, and very little else, so normally I keep scrolling and pay no mind. But this caught me. This made me stop.
I don't pay attention the news. Why? Because I don't really give that much of a shit. I just...I don't. I know I should, but I don't. I'm the same way with drinking water. Know I should, still don't. But I will bet my entire bank account and life savings that the phrase, "Well, you know, I think those Al Qaeda guys are just really misunderstood. I'd like to help them out with their future plans." never came out of President Obama's mouth. Or anything even remotely similar. Which leaves me with two options: either A.) I am horrendously misinformed and, because it took a random Facebook post for me to even hear about this, the rest of the country is even more apathetic than me, or B.) This is sensationalist bullshit meant only to stir up people's emotions for no other reason than to push a foolish and misinformed agenda. I'm really leaning toward the latter. Also, that makes that picture racist as shit, and I have etymological issues with the word "racist" but I'm still gonna use it here because fucking really? I was unaware the entire Middle East = terrorists, which is vibe this picture gives off. The creator should be ashamed of themselves.
Here's my thing: I may not follow the news or read very much, but because I don't, when I'm asked my opinion on a hot topic, I will give it, but with the qualifier that I haven't been following this story. And I am completely open to being shown reputable sources who give me a clearer explanation of the issue at hand, and thereby possibly changing my very baseline opinion. But when you just tell me Obamacare will ruin the entire medical system, I'll ask you why. And if you don't have a rock solid reason why, along the lines of, "Well, I read somewhere that..." No. Stop. Where did you read it? What sources can you site? No, I don't care that you're not writing a research paper, you still need solid, trustworthy sources. Here's a hint: Major news networks, especially Fox News and MSNBC? Not trustworthy. They're like that picture: biased and sensationalist. Don't listen to them. Read things yourself, and formulate your own opinions. Read the actual text of a law before you tell me it's the most terrible thing ever. Don't wanna do that? Takes too much time? Way too boring? I am so right there with you, but you know what? That makes our opinions not entirely valid. Because we don't know all the facts. Please, by all means, still have an opinion, but recognize when something is trying to stir you up and endeavor to find out whether or not that shit is actually true instead of just spitting it back up like vomit when next it comes up in conversation.
And on the subject of presidential elections, which was admittedly a misleading title: The President doesn't actually do that much, you know. You know what elections have way more bearing on you as a person and your life and your family's lives? Local elections. Who your mayor is. Who your city council members are. Who your school board is. But do people show up for these elections? Not terribly often. Do people go into a manic frenzy over these elections? No, but they sure as shit lose their damn minds over presidential elections, despite the fact that any law is created in and goes through Congress, not pulled out of the President's ass just to piss you--yes, personally you, you one, single person in a country of hundreds of millions--off. Not that I think any election is worth the insanity that occurs every four years in November, but if any were, it should be local elections. Maybe state elections, because since laws all go through Congress, you really should care about who your representatives in Congress are. They have the power to do a lot more to piss you off than the President does.
And you're not always going to like the President, anyway. You'll love one, hate the next. It's the way it goes in the bipartisan system. And you know what? It's supposed to work like that. If the people you like were in power all the time, the country would stagnate. Nothing would change. It'd be the same old shit. So accept that you won't always like the people in power and move on with your daily life. It misses you.
Again, I don't know everything. I don't purport to. I actually know very little, but I do think I've found a decent balance of where my energies should be placed in life, and this stuff? Not it. At least not for me. Is it different for you? Probably. But you know what? That is a-okay with me, and I respect each and every one of your opinions.
I convinced myself I wouldn't. Certainly not; I'd known it was coming before I even started watching The Next Generation, even before I knew who the characters really were. I'd known it was coming, so I could prepare myself and just be all, "Oop. There it was. It happened. Let's move on now."
But no.
Never have I been so wrong.
And only one other time, (maybe two if you count Marley & Me), have I cried harder because of a movie or television show.
God. Dammit.
(Side note: How the hell is Janeway, of all people, an admiral by this point but Picard isn't? What kind of horseshit is this? He better have been put up for promotion but turned it down. Because if she got a promotion but Jean-Luc Picard didn't...there's something seriously wrong in the universe.)
Okay, so if you know me, or even just read the first entry of this blog but are otherwise entirely unfamiliar with me, you know Clinton and I both really love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We own more Pony collectibles than I care to admit, own the movie on Blu-Ray, and were even Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh for Halloween two years ago, (but if you Google search those two names together, for the love of God, please put the safe search filter on).
If you are like most people, you probably find this odd. We are grown adults gladly and proudly watching a show meant for families with small children, (who are probably girls), of which we have none. And we don't love it the same way we love cartoons we watched as kids either, which is mostly out of nostalgia. We first saw this as adults, and we love it as adults. And we're not the only ones; the whole brony phenomenon is proof of that. But this is still weird. Even we acknowledge it as weird. But I think that someday, it will be not-so-weird. Because I believe that adults should watch more kids' shows, and doing so should be perfectly socially acceptable.
Ask yourself this: What are the kinds of shows that adults usually watch? TV dramas or comedies of various kinds, most of which deal with very real, often very harsh issues. Even your run-of-the-mill crime show makes references and whole episodes about sex, drugs, and various groups and subgroups of people that are really not very nice. One of the biggest and most respected adult dramas right now is Breaking Bad, a show about a man who starts making meth to provide for his family. Comedies, though light-hearted, are hardly different. Adult comedies seemingly can't exist these days without sex jokes, and how many TV and movie comedies have a "stoner" character or two thrown in there? This is what we watch; what we follow; what we become engrossed with. Think about how that could affect a person. It's certainly not stuff we want kids watching until they're old enough to understand from us having talked to them about such topics first.
Now, this isn't to say that these shows are bad, even for adults. They're pretty damn awesome and entertaining, even the terrible ones, (and I mean terrible here as in off-beat in a very serious way, not necessarily literally bad). One of my favorite shows is Archer, an adult cartoon comedy with about the raunchiest, vulgar sense of humor you can possibly find on television. It is most certainly not for the faint of heart. But just think about how much these things surround us. Even though most of us are not cancer patients with meth labs, there are real-world issues presented in these shows that we identify with, and that's great. It's just that sometimes, because we're so worried about not only our own problems but the problems of our fictional friends as well, we forget about stuff. We forget about the small things in life. We forget the lessons that kids shows taught us decades ago. And that's why we should watch them now, as adults, on our own, on purpose.
To the surprise of no one, Clinton and I spend a pretty good amount of time on the internet, and a few years ago, the sites we frequented were exploding with My Little Pony posts. And we reacted like everyone did: ...what? Ponies. My Little Pony. Those stupid little toys that have existed longer than I've been alive. The silly cartoons that existed solely to sell said toys. EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME. We slowly became familiar with the concept of Bronies over this time period, but were still super skeptical. Sure, there are teens and young adults who still like cartoons to some degree, (ourselves included), but seriously?
But one fateful day, we finally said "to hell with it", and brought up that first episode on YouTube...
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Ughhhhhhhh.....
We groaned. It was cheesy. Why did everyone like this so much? But we stuck it out. And eventually this dude came up, and I couldn't stop laughing.
I don't know when Clinton's official love of the show cemented, but I would assume around the same time, (I tried to find this whole scene, but couldn't. YouTube has failed me...). So I kept watching the episode, and it got to the final big showdown with Nightmare Moon, which was admittedly cheesier than the opening. But this time, I didn't groan. I actually didn't mind the cheese. Because the cheesy kids' show was suddenly pointing out important things.
To summarize the ending of the pilot episodes, the Mane Six, (Mane. Instead of Main. Mane. Like a horse's hair. Get it? Har har, internet), defeat Nightmare Moon after utilizing the Elements of Harmony, which they realize they harbor inside themselves the whole time. Jesus, even that short description sounds terrible, doesn't it? But here's the thing...The Elements of Harmony are as follows: Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Laughter, and Loyalty, which when combined together bring out a sixth element; Magic. Replace the word "Harmony" with "Friendship" and you can see where the show gets its name. Obviously, being honest, kind, generous, loyal, and remembering to laugh are important things to teach kids, but I found myself realizing then, as Princess Celestia showed up and summarized the importance of everything that had just happened, that I sometimes forget to be and to do those things myself, even though shows similar to this one told me to do so twenty years ago. In my adult life, I sometimes get so caught up in everything that some of that stuff falls by the wayside, and I am very willing to bet that this is the case for most, if not all, adults. The remembering to laugh part, especially. Digesting these ideas is easy as a kid, because the show is telling you to do so almost verbatim, and what else do you have to do? Poop? A little bit of homework? Sure, whatever, that's easy. But as an adult, we have so many more responsibilities than we had as kids. We have bills, we have debts, we have houses or apartments, we have jobs, we may have a spouse, significant other, or even child to worry about. We therefore end up viewing kids' shows as a chore; yeah, yeah, we know this crap already. But think about it: do we? Do we really? We know it, it's in our brains somewhere, but are we truly conscious of it? Or are most of us like me, and only start to realize how much better I could make life for myself and others, (with just a little effort), because a kids' show reminded me of things I had forgotten?
And the real-life lessons for adults don't stop at episodes one and two of this show. Almost every single episode has something in it that has struck a chord with me, some more than others. Here's a random sampling of ones that hit me pretty hard.
You can't always make other people happy. If you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one, least of all yourself. (S1E3 and S1E14). Relevant to adults in the workplace and at home. Decisions have to be made, and yes, they may upset people, but that's part of life. This happens to me at work a lot; I try to be the "nice" supervisor that everyone will love, but sometimes, you just can't do that.
Listen to what everyone has to say, even if it seems stupid or nonsensical. (S1E10). You owe it, especially as grown-ups, to listen to everyone's point of view and everyone's opinion of something. You don't have to agree or disagree, but what they have to say may end up being really important, and if you just dismiss it without giving them a chance to explain themselves, it's your loss. Not to mention it implies a lack of respect for the person speaking, and most people deserve basic respect.
Never be afraid to ask for help. (S1E4). It's not a sign of weakness, it's a sign of wisdom and a self-awareness of your own abilities and limitations, things we as adults are expected to have. And yet, I almost feel this one applies more to adults than kids, as it seems the older you get, the more embarrassing asking for help becomes.
Friendships, and relationships of all sorts, are hard and you will, at some point, have to fight for them. (S2E1 & 2, and the movie Equestria Girls, to some degree). Nothing in life is easy. We almost expect friendships to be one constant in our lives that we don't have to worry about, since we have so many other things to worry about, but it isn't always. (An alternate lesson for these episodes is that John de Lancie is freaking awesome, but that's a given).
Not everything in the world has to be about accomplishing a specific goal. (S3E8). This, I think, is the most obviously for adults lesson I've found in the show. Kids already inherently know this; that's what playing is for. Adults forget to play. We forget to enjoy simple things like company and family and talking to each other. We forget to breathe. We forget a lot of things.
For the love of God, don't forget to smile! And laugh! And be a person who makes others smile and laugh, too! (S2E18). Though not the primary "lesson" of the episode, this is the main thing I personally get out it, thanks to this song:
Though it's long and doesn't escape the kids' show cheese, my face actually hurt after I watched this episode for the first time, because I was smiling so hard after hearing this song. It's a beautiful and wonderful song, and haters gonna hate all the same, but you know what? Doesn't matter. Smile. Your smile makes someone else's day. Their smile makes your day. On your sad days, reach out. Call a friend, tell them you're having a rough day, and be that person for them on their bad days. It's kind of stupid how much a smile or a chuckle can turn a day around, but it does. So c'mon everypony, smile, smile, smile!
All of these are things I was reminded of when watching this show. And it's one thing for someone like me to just sit here and tell you all these lessons, but it's quite another to be watching them happen to fictional characters that you find yourself starting to relate to. It's the same draw from our adult shows we watch; we identify with stuff and start to care more about it, but in the case of MLP and other kids' shows, it's happy things that we're identifying with. It's good things. Not the struggles and the problems of characters on a CBS drama, but the lives and the joy of colorful ponies in a magical land. With catchy-ass songs and good writing, to boot.
This show has affected both Clinton and myself more than we could have ever expected from any work of fiction, and it's a kids' show! It makes us smile. It makes our worries seem less...well, worrisome. Watching these six rainbow-colored friends honestly makes life better for us.
So take a step back from adult life every once in awhile. Put your Netflix account on the kids setting and watch something. Be reminded of the things that are important in life, and breathe a little more. Remember those same lessons you learned as a kid, being presented to you again in a more stressful time of your life where they take on so much more weight and importance and meaning. You have the life experience now to know what these lessons were really all about in the first place, so absorb them. And most importantly, have fun.
Brohoof! /)(\
(Disclaimer: There are obviously exceptions to the kids' show thing. You gotta find something like Ponies that's aimed at the younger kids. When you start getting into stuff that's more meant for 10-year-olds and preteens, you risk running into mindless dribble that may be entertaining, but won't have the same value.)
Welcome to Pointlessly In-depth Examinations, whose full title I like to think of as, "Pointlessly In-depth and Long Examinations of Things That Don't Really Need or Require Examination," because those are the only types of things I tend to think deeply about. Not the normal deep-think stuff like, "What is love?" (baby, don't hurt me...), or "Why am I here?" or "Is there life after death?". No, see, I worry about things like whether or not a character from a 43-minute webseries who calls himself evil and aspires to be a supervillain is, in fact, actually evil.
I could stare at this .gif for literal hours. There is something mesmerizing about the movement of NPH's fingers.
And I bet his husband would agree.
This particular examination happened after Clinton and I were on a kick of showing Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog to anyone we had immediate access to who had never seen it. And by Clinton and I, I mean mostly me, because he insisted I show it to one friend, and I was immediately reminded how awesome it is and proceeded to show it to many other people after that single friend. But I digress. After we were done with these showings, I had it on the mind and we just started talking. And that talk became rather pointlessly in-depth, as often these things do, (See: Title of post). And we came up with the following conclusion: I think he is evil; Clinton thinks he is not.
But before we begin any discussion of whether or not someone is evil, we must first know what to be "evil" really means. As the passage of time and the writing that accompanies it clearly show, the word has had many meanings, and said by different people can mean different things. But in order to get as clear a definition as possible and avoid sweeping generalizations, (Oh, wait. Too late for that part), I did what any sensible person would do: I Googled "definition of evil."
I got this:
Which is all well and good, (or just "well" if you're an even more hard-core Grammar Nazi than I), but malevolent is a big word, and I don't know about you guys, but whenever I read this word, I misread it as Maleficent. As in the witch from Disney's Sleeping Beauty, even though I haven't seen that movie in at least two decades, if I've ever actually seen it in its entirety at all, (which I'm not positive I have). So let's click "malevolent" and see what we get for that then, shall we?
.................
Well, that could have gone better. But thankfully, Google gave us two words to define evil--the other being "immoral". So, is Dr. Horrible immoral? Well, whose morality are we judging him by? Because everyone has their own, and though it may be true that there is a general and widely-accepted idea of Right Vs. Wrong in most cultures, it is vague at best and entirely problematic and contradictory at worst. It still ultimately comes down to each individual person's idea of morality. Ask just about any, "Do the ends justify the means?" kind of question, and you'll have half the people say yes and half of them say no, even if they were raised in the same culture or even the same household. So is Dr. Horrible immoral? To you or I, maybe. But does he think he is? I'm gonna go with a solid nope. He feels he is entitled to and deserving of all of the goals and aims he is trying to achieve. Thereby, anything he has to do to rule the world and get the girl is totally okay. His ends will justify his means, and therefore are not ultimately immoral, at least in his own mind. Killing is the only thing that gives him pause, and even that is quickly remedied as soon as he realizes there is someone he'd really love to kill after all.
Sometimes I feel like throwing darts at Nathan Fillion's face too, but only because he's so awesome and it's really not fair to the rest of us.
So that makes defining evil as "immoral" problematic, too. Thankfully, there is more than one online dictionary in the world, with more than just two words to define "evil".
So let's knock some of these out, shall we?
- Wicked: A word which can be defined as, "playfully malicious" and I can't think of a better visual representation of that definition than this face:
So I think we have wicked covered. And really, you have to admit that playfully malicious is a pretty good, concise explanation of Dr. Horrible's character in general.
- Harmful: ...Is there some part of "This world is going to burn" and "The birds are singing 'cause you're gonna die" that is difficult to understand? And even if these are just hypothetical empty threats, the climax of the series kind of clinches that in a tangible way. Harmful--Check. (Which is also a check for injurious, which in case you're like me and you don't know and had to Google it just now, is a big, fancy-pants way of saying harmful).
- All of definition #3: Pretty much everything that happens to or around Dr. Horrible is unfortunate, and occasionally--as in the case of the ending--can be disastrous.
- Definition #4: No, I don't think attempting and planning a murder and numerous heists is bad conduct at all.
- Marked by anger or irritability: Though I wouldn't call Dr. Horrible someone who is perpetually angry or necessarily quick to anger, he is certainly irritable and not beyond getting real mad real quick.
I think this entire song is evidence of that. Look at those furrowed eyebrows, man.
(And no, there isn't any point I can't back up with .gifs, but thanks for asking)
So Dr. Horrible qualifies for all but that which we cannot judge him by for reasons previously stated. He is, by these definitions, evil.
But these are all arbitrary, arguable definitions of evil, you may be saying. More likely you're wondering why in the world you're still reading this, but hey. Well, let me present to you my really simple definition of evil, which I take from no dictionary:
An evil person is just a really, really not good person.
Yes, I realize that is almost not eloquent enough for even Captain Hammer, but I'm serious. Evil to me is basically just an absence of redeeming qualities, or so very few redeeming qualities that it hardly matters, all lovingly sprinkled with apathy, misanthropy, and occasional sociopathy just to top everything off. Is Dr. Horrible entirely devoid of redeeming qualities? No. Here's a list for you, because I really like making lists, (I once scoffed at my friend Ashley when she told me, after I watched RENT for the first time, that I remind her of Joanne. I told her I don't make lists in my sleep, but hell, maybe I do).
1.) He is, at least at first, really against killing someone, (and to some degree, hurting people in general).
When the Bad Horse tells him the only way he's getting into the Evil League of Evil is to kill someone, he seems traumatized when he hangs up that phone, and deliberates it with Wolowitz Moist shortly thereafter. Granted, he writes it off as "not my style" rather than "horrifying" and "why in the world would I do that?" but the hesitation is still there. This tells us he has some kind of moral compass. Though, as I stated earlier, his morality can be all his own, it's nice to know he's not entirely amoral. Similarly, when Johnny Snow calls him out for not showing up for a showdown via email, (very tough of him), Dr. Horrible says, "...also, there's kids in that park so..." as a reason for not showing up. In the final showdown scene, he doesn't shoot his Death Ray at anyone, just in the air to scare people.
2.) He is in love, and tries very hard, (and very awkwardly), to impress the girl of his dreams.
This whole concept is very normal, and very human.
3.) He's Neil Patrick Harris.
This shouldn't be a valid redeeming quality, but come on now.
4.) He does care about the well-being of society, (although in a scary kind of way).
He says society needs an overhaul, and that when he's in charge, there will be social change. He proposes anarchy, if not his complete and total rule, but hey; he's got some happy things in his heart.
5.) He likes frozen yogurt.
6.) He's a male who actually does his laundry.
This is enough to make him a winner in the eyes of most girls.
7.) Even at his most despicable moment, he cares about the feelings of his girl.
"No sign of Penny, God, I would giving anything not to have her see..." Despite everything else, he still cares what Penny thinks and doesn't want her to see him doing his more blatantly evil deeds.
8.) He likes Harry Potter.
Pay attention during "Brand New Day" when he sits in his huge chair, (that I wish I owned). Though I don't know why he only has #6 and #7, or why he has two copies of each.
See? He's not without merit as a person. But he falls into the second qualification of evil I gave; someone who has redeeming qualities but their bad qualities make their good ones superfluous. He may be all of those things that I listed, (and possibly more), but he's also a man driven entirely by his own selfish ambition to rule the world, who usually doesn't give any mind to other people who may stand in the way of that. He acknowledges that there are social problems, but thinks he's the only one who sees them and that him being in charge will change everything just the way he wants it. And even when he says he'll solve those problems when he's in charge, he only mentions them as an afterthought to "cash" and "fame". He intends to impress and win over Penny by achieving his goals. Does he ever wonder what Penny may want? No. Would he care if he knew? Probably not. Though initially against killing anyone, when he decides to kill Captain Hammer, he is dead-set, (no pun intended). He misses his meetings at the laundromat with the woman he loves so that he can make and perfect a Death Ray to kill his nemesis, proving his ambition is ultimately more important to him. He will kill Captain Hammer. He will get into the Evil League of Evil. With their help, he will rule the world. And when Penny cries because he murdered her boyfriend, she can have Australia and that will make everything better and she will love Billy unconditionally. Obviously.
If you've read the comic they put out, you learn he originally aspired to be like the heroes, but saw in them the same attitude he saw in his childhood tormentors and became obsessed with defeating people like that. Of showing them that smarts could outweigh strength. And the smart people were the bad guys, so he became a bad guy. Saw in every villain who won against a hunky hero an idol to be revered. It's doubtful he ever considered what negative consequences the villain's victory may have had on every day people, or anybody else besides the hero, for that matter, and it doesn't seem that he ever considers the consequences of his own actions either. He wants what he wants, and he'll get it, no matter the cost.
And he does. At a cost he probably would not have been willing to pay, had the option been presented to him on a silver platter with a note telling him, "If you do this, then you're in." But it wasn't. It was an accident. A consequence. One he never considered. One that ripped whatever part of him that was good that may have remained out, chopped it up, stomped on it, then picked it up again and spat on it, just for good measure. And herein we have the most damning evidence of all: he flicks the light switch of his feelings to off. He won't feel a thing, he says. He has everything he wanted, and what it cost to get there doesn't matter anymore, because his feelings; his humanity; his goodness; are gone. If you turn off your own feelings, do you think you care about anyone else's? About what happens to anyone else, or even what happens to you?
No. You don't. You've become a sociopath, and there's no turning back.
And let's be honest. After what happened to him, do you think Dr. Horrible won't finish the job if he ever sees Captain Hammer again? And remember, he's got the ELE behind him now.
Dr. Horrible is inherently evil. Is he pure evil? No. Is he still likable? Oh, hell yeah; I love him, and there are parts of him that I think all of us can relate to. I even own a full costume of him which I wore to work once. There are tons of awesome evil people that we love. The Joker. Darth Vader, (yes, at least for awhile, he is evil. That's a whole 'nother argument, kids). The Master, (either the Doctor Who or Buffy villain. Take your pick, though I think the former is better). KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN. Ganondorf. Oh, good baby Raptor Jeebus, do I love Ganondorf. Take your pick; they're all over, and we adore them despite their inherent evil.
Obviously, you're welcome to disagree. That's the point of a discourse like this. That, and shameless attention-grabbing. But hey, what are blogs for, right Doc?
That still got a bit dark near the end, didn't it? Here, have some Freeze Ray to cheer you up. Stops time. Freeze ray. Tell your friends.
So I'm in the process of watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a show I kind of sort of watched in middle school, but never finished or saw 100% of.
I come to the episode where Buffy and Cordelia are kidnapped by some frat boys and almost fed to a giant snake played by the guy who voices the Medic in Team Fortress 2, (No, for real, that's him under all that makeup--watch the credits!). The rest of the Scooby Gang are outside the frat house, and realize that Cordelia's car is still there so she and Buffy must still be inside. Angel flips a minor fuck and vamps out when he realizes they must be doing something to Buffy, because love and stuff.
This would be vamping out. Semi-Klingon face with eyebrows nowhere to be found.
So he starts kicking some very serious frat boy ass, all the while making lion-level roaring sounds, (anyone else ever notice that about vampire growls in Buffy?). At the end of the episode, after the day is saved because it always is because Buffy is a bad-ass, Willow tells Buffy how it was kind of awesome how Angel went all "Grrr!" when he knew she was in danger and muses that not many guys can do that. I would have to agree with Willow that it is kind of romantic, because I am a sci-fi and fantasy dork and my idea of romance was skewed long ago. I told Clinton of this and he smirked.
"Do you wish I could do that?" he asked.
"Do I wish you were a 241-year-old vampire? No, not really. A 900-year-old Time Lord, though....maybe." (Because any conversation the two of us have has a 57.42% chance of coming back to Doctor Who).
"I could be," he says, "I may just not remember."
"That's true, you could have used your Genesis Ark for some reason, and become human. You have a pocket watch, don't you?"
"Yeah."
"Have you opened it any time recently?"
"I don't believe that I have."
We both smile at each other because love and stuff.
"You know, though," Clinton continues, "If I were a Time Lord, and I opened the watch, the personality that you know would be gone. I wouldn't really be me anymore."
I consider this. "Fair point, but when the Doctor becomes the Doctor again, he tells Joan that everything that John Smith was is a part of him, and that he's still in there. But I guess that means your current personality would only be one part of you, and I'd suddenly have other parts to contend with and who knows how I'd feel about them."
"So it's probably best if I don't open my pocket watch, then."
I continue, "You know though, in both of those cases, you'd basically be immortal. And I wouldn't be. I'd still get old and wrinkly and you'd never really die. I don't know how I feel about that."
"Yeah, but I would still love you."
And you know what? I don't doubt that he would. He's weird like that.
...A fairly normal occurrence between me and my friend, Turner.
Turner: The Doctor's "first" kiss with River? OMG, I just died.
Me:
The one where he's all squirmy?
YES.
Lolz.
Also, I can't help thinking how selfish Amy is in two streams. 2,000 years vs. 36 years.
Yeah, she's totally selfish. Also selfish and stupid for "giving up" Rory cuz she couldn't have kids.
The sad part is Clara makes you wish Amy and Rory were back on the show.
Yeah. Because she has NO personality and is painfully boring. Amy had mild, tiny personality. That's better than none.
Painfully boring gives her too much credit, lol.
Lol, Clinton says we're really mean. But he's the type of person that character is designed for.
Tell him he knows it's true. Blech. And you married him?! What does that say about you? ;) lol
That...I married a straight, nerdy guy?
Lol
Did I ever send you the article about manic pixie dream girls?
YES, IT WAS SPOT ON.
I know! But people like Clinton--straight, somewhat socially awkward men--are who manic pixie dream girls are designed by and for. That's why he's okay with her. True. I miss Donna, and I really wish she didn't have to have her memory wiped. She'd make a fantastic Sarah Jane.
Right?
At least Amy had enough personality that I actively disliked her. Clara I just don't give even a single shit about.
Oh, and you know what else upsets me? That Clara will get to see him regenerate.
I KNOW. But I hope 12 pisses her off.
I mean, it's not absolutely always been the case, but USUALLY it's really important, meaningful characters that are with him when he dies. Sarah Jane sees Three become Four, Rose sees Nine become Ten.
Donna saw(ish) a regen. She saw Ten regenerate his wounds anyway. And had a freaking human-Time Lord metacrisis.
Yeah, but she's the best, man.
I know! I want her back! *sobs uncontrollably*
I know!!! But she is very firmly written out.
But almost as good: bring Wilf back?
YES PLEASE. Wilf never even saw 11.
I know. That would be an interesting conversation, I think.
It would be, as Ten would say, brilliant.
When I rewatched the End of Time, I didn't cry at the end, like I did the last time I saw it. I cried when he and Wilf are talking and Wilf starts crying. You know, when he's trying to convince him to take the gun? "I think you're the most wonderful man and I don't want you to die." SO MANY FEELS.
More than so many. ALL THE FEELS.
ALL OF THEM, WE SAY.
Have you and I ever debated the merits of Rose/Nine vs. Rose/Ten before?
I think so, but I'm open for more.
Lol, you're my favorite person to talk Who with. This is why you so desperately need to watch Next Gen so we can add that to our repertoire.
Well, I prefer Rose with Nine than with Ten. Thoughts?
Well, my problem is the writing for Ten and Rose was so much better, but Nine and Rose had much more on-camera chemistry. Granted, the writing for Ten was overall much better.
The chemistry is why I dig it. They're the true couple to me; after he regens, they just become too comfortable with each other and it's not as interesting for the audience.
Yeah, Ten's writing was better, but I love the fuck out of the season one finale. And really just season one in general.
Season one was fantastic, but it's a reboot season. There's so much explanation in each episode.
True enough. But without that, we'd have been lost. I think a season with Nine after all of that would have been stupid amazing. His character could have truly shown. But alas...
True. It would've needed insane levels of great writing.
Well, they had that.
Very true. I feel like Eccleston just wasn't as good at the part as Tennant.
True. Tennant is my favorite doctor, but I love the shit out of Nine's personality.
True. The Dickens episode solidified my love for Nine.
I love characters with anguish. And he does legitimately seem alien, due to his views at the time. Whereas once you hit Ten, you almost forget he's an alien, because he's more gentle-natured, more willing to forgive, to fit with the human idea of morality.
True. I'm on the hotel episode, and I am going to call it the bogart episode.
Also, slightly girly moment, but I love the tiny tidbits and inklings of the budding love between he and Rose at that point in time. Dickens episode is a great example: him telling her honestly and impulsively that she looks beautiful, then quickly realizing he really did say that out loud and turns away and adds a quick, disingenuous "considering."
That's my favorite Nine/Rose scene.
Really? That's awesome. Her flattered but bashful smile is stupid adorable, too.
I mean, it's Billie Piper. Of course it is.
I'm really counting on her and David Tennant to pull this shit out of the water in the 50th.
Really? I've go so much more riding on Capaldi.
Well, yes, obviously because he's the next. But we won't see him until Christmas. So for the time being, fingers crossed the 50th won't be rubbish.
I'm happy the Doctor is once again an older guy. He always kind of was. Excepting Five.
Ha, that is very true. Ooh, I wonder what Capaldi'd TARDIS will look like.
Well, hopefully the same! I think it's silly that it changes all the time now!
(Also, apparently, at least in text message form, we are very fond of the word "true".)
So I'm on my laptop, noodling on the internet, as is often the way of the Suicide Zombie, when I hear Clinton come back from inside from shaving his head, (which he does outside so that he doesn't have to clean up his hair clippings).
"Hey, Beth!" I hear from the other room.
"What?"
"Check out my six pack!"
When I turn away from the computer, this is what I see:
